Rupee, Petrol or Onion who will reach Rs 100 mark first......

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The economy is in shambles, the stock markets have nose dived in the past couple of days , Rupee has breached 64 Rs mark... Petrol is inching to Rs 80 while common man's companion on the food plate ...onion is also trading around Rs 80/kg...... chaos is all around us but  for a change for  the first time one of the men in power has chosen to rise from the ashes.......our dear Finance Minister........

We all know that the liquidity is drying up in the system and new ways to raise money in the system are hard to come by ...but just when we thought that we are going to engulf in complete darkness our genius finance minister has come with a in genius plan...one that will raise money for the government and also help you make a few bucks out of speculation.....Yes it is true you can also make some money from this arrangement...

The debate has been heating up amongst the masses that who will breach the Rs 100  mark first will it be Petrol, will it be the Rupee or will it be our humble Onion .....So riding on this public debate our finance ministry has announced an open betting platform...........Yes they will start taking in bets on what is your opinion in this race to Rs 100....... a right bet by you can allow you to win 10 times your bidding amount and who knows you can even become a millionaire out of this...... the bids open today and every citizen is free to log on to the new portal to www.bigzhol.com or www.whoisthenextpappu.com......

So what are you waiting for guys just log in and start winning.........till date government has only taken monies from you this is the first time that you have a chance to win some back.......so do you have it in you to be the next Pappu......

SPOILER ALERT:  In the race to Rs 100.........between Rupee, Petrol and the onion.......Pound sterling of UK has just breached the 100 Rs mark  yesterday....

Sri Sri Param Pujya Dharam Dhurandhar Rahul Gandhiji !!!

Today Sri Sri  Param Pujya Dharam Dhurandhar Rahul Gandhiji ......the 10th wonder of our modern world yet again gave testimony of his superior intellect ........He chose to share his revelation  with the common man at a  meeting in Allahbad and he said....

"Poverty is just a state of mind. It does not mean the scarcity of food, money or material things. If one possesses self-confidence, then one can overcome poverty."

Wow it almost sounds like a quote from Bhagvat Gita...Dhanya hai prabhu aaap.... his  words of wisdom  are not mere words  but a way of life .....an exquisite  philosophy also popularly called as PAPPUisms  which deserves place amongst the most respected thinkers of our times like Digvijay Singh....Chidambaram and of course the ever eloquent Manmohan Singh ...

Coming back to his words.....Yes some nerds on twitter felt these words to be arrogant  and demeaning but they seem to be the lower mammals of our  earth. ........and that is why  for the common good we have decided to analyse the text or the mool mantra given today by Param  Pujya Rahul ji for then mango people...(Aam Aadmi)

Poverty is a state of Mind- And we have numbed your mind so much that the realization may never dawn upon you  the common man.

It is not scarcity of food-  Because we are in midst of  passing the  Food Security bill .... and we need to be on the same page with the HAND....

Money.....because we have contributed so much in devaluing the rupee that no matter how much you have with you it will never be enough for you.

Material Things - Dhatt Pagle this world is an illusion why do you want to indulge in materialistic things ....leave those things for me...

If one posses self-Confidence- now look at the beautiful use of the word IF.....in this sentence....master stroke .....

Then on can overcome Poverty-We have always told you  the world is an illusion ....so keep building castles in the air...

Such depth of thought such great understanding of the world...such intellect  and that to at such a tender age........wah wah  we feel blessed to be born in your times... ..and i just hope that more and more people are able to understand the true meaning of your preachings....