LIFE IS LIKE A FOOTBALL MATCH

5 Mins is all it takes to change the course of the game....

Adernaline Pump......stadium screaming with fans.....

No breathing space ......but halo that is the fun!!!

Isn’t it PUN!!!

Defence , Offence  or whatever the team

Life (Ball) remains between the two goal posts.....

In the rectangular piece...

Your half , my half or your half is my half too .....

It’s the attitude  that defines the fun....

Refree is God and line man,  his wing man  or Is he?

 he doles out those speeding tickets in yellow and Red.....

Forcing you to abide by the rules ......

But...Its  bending the rules and not changing the rules

That maketh a winner ....

Todays winner was once a loser .....and he will lose once again..

Victory will keep swapping sides....

We make the rules and we break them too....but please  avoid the mental masturbation

Just  enjoy the game......

EK THA RUPIYAA.....

                                                 EK THA RUPIYAA

Created by the collective euphoria of falling rupee and generous contributions of intellect by friends we have created the next super hit film.....

A Headless Entertainment in association with a Thoughtless mind Production 
presents

EK THA RUPIYAA ...

The Cast & Charachters


The Italian Bai- (Sonia G)-  India ki Dhulaii is my birthright and that i will achieve at any cost...

Papu Baba- (Owl Gandhi)- Rupiyaa is a state of mind........Saaab maya hai....( Maya is his escort btw)

Halkat Baniya- (Chidmabaram)- Bachhan ki tarah mein Aaj bhi Gira hua Ruiyaa nahin uthaungaa..
 
Local Farmer- (Vadra) - If Government wants to help poor farmers like me what is your problem India??
 
Common Man -( Common man)- I don't have a clue of what is happening but I am told ALL IZZ WELL....

Italian Bai's pet - (Digi Bhaiya) Mein wahi karunga joo madam kahengi..

Gangu teli- (Ambani bros)- lotus ho yaa haath  Mere Papa ka sapna...sabse upaar ho khandan apnaa...
Naaraaz naarad-(NaMo)- Mera number kab aayega......
 
Ujde chaman- (Advani) - Na Ram kam aaya naa public ka balm.......but be positive i will be the PM some day...
 
Bewafaa Pardesi.-(Nawaz Sharif)- Aap galat samjh rahe hai...asli TEJA mein nahin hoon ...TEJA koi aur hai

Dagabaaz Saiyaan-(Nitish babu) - It does not matter which side of the dhol you are on.....more important is dhol bajatey raho......
 
***Special attraction

Balllam Dollariya- (Barrack Obama )for the item song........Dollar ka hai jalwa......






Special thanks to your contributions.....Adil, Hemant, Falguni, Amruta, Aparna.....

Loop holes of the Food Security Bill.....

Food security Bill is like driving a Ferrari on Pot holed road.........As a result of this their will be increased maintenance in the car, reduced mileage,  transportation time will  increase and you will have no insurance cover..........And at the end of few trips we will conclude that Ferrari is a Baokwas Car.........

Yes Food security Bill is common man's Ferrari....we simply do not have the infrastructure  to implement this ambitious Food Security  plan.....and even as we talk thousands of tonnes of food grains get wasted every month due to lack of storage.....

 Public distribution system or the lack of it which will be amalgamated under Food security Bill......will worsen the situation....here the food grains will be sold separately by the corrupt bureaucracy  before it reaches the end consumer and .hence the poor man will remain poor and hungry  malnourished as ever....

Burden on Common man
Currently government spends  close to 75000 crore rupees every year in name of  food subsidies.....but after the Food security bill the amount will go upto 1,45,000 Crore Rupees.......Where do you think so the government will get this extra money....this will be added burdern to the already overburdened tax payer.....and you will see rise in direct and indirect taxes.....and sooner than later our economy is set to step into ICU.

Food scarcity and Food price rise

82 crore people will be covered under Food Security Bill.....hence under a minimum price guarantee government will have to buy food grains in heavy quantities at high prices and sell it at Rs 1,2 and 3 rupees kg  ...Food security bill thus also create an artificial demand supply mismatch...and thus open  market prices of  food grains will sky rocket (i do not even feel the need to explain who and how will the artificial price rise come into play)needless to say the old pals of high prices like black marketing will give this good company...Again we the people will bear the brunt of this doing....

But all these findings are of no use...the common man has been treated like a donkey for 67 years now and we will continue  to bear the burden  with a smile........we regret but then we forgive and forget,  we raise our voices and then  mute ourselves in the hope of a better tomorrow.......

But  the question here  is not really whether a new tommorrow will come or not .....but whether such a thing called better tommorrow exists ?????........

If you ask me better tommorrow exists....but for that you have to work towards it today......

True lies about the Direct Benefit Transfer Video....By Government....

Have you seen the latest TV commercial by Goverment of India harping about its achievements on Public Welfare with respect to Direct Benefit Transfer??

(Well if  you have not seen the video.....and want to then hit the link below)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-2MLKoml_4


Well the video is Truth, lies  and Humour all packaged into one....Let me break down the video to explain this new form of  #Qutiyapa.....

1.THE LIE- First part of video shows a bank manager telling an old woman that her pension will be directly credited to her account.......suggestively under the Direct Benefit transfer scheme...... What a lie......Pension schemes are first of all not covered under Direct Benefit Transfer scheme ........Our nationalised banks have been transferring the pension to beneficiary accounts since the time whole banking system started moving towards Centralised  banking system....and this started a few years back......Just FYI Direct Benefit Transfer was officially launched.....on 1 January 2013.....

2. THE TRUTH-Second portion of advertisement consists of the woman asking the bank manager to ensure if she has received the complete transfer of money and we then Rajiv Gandhi.........Yes our Honourable X prime minister himself addressing the public that when the government puts Rs 100 for your progress only Rs 15 reaches the citizen...now this video was during the tenure of his prime ministership from (1984-1989). If you interpret his public address literally then it's a kind of endorsement that even in his tenure out of every Rs 100 invested for progress only Rs15 reached the end user...hence the remaining Rs 85 ended up being pocketed by the system.....to explain it in broad terms around 85% of all monies spent is consumed in some or other form of corruption....since ever...

3.HUMOUR-the third and most hilarious part of the video is where the gentleman from the bank says Rajiv Gandhiji's dream has been finally realized........and video moves towards climax  followed by the message harping on BHARAT NIRMAN..........Boss I almost fainted laughing........even in worst case scenario lets assume this was the vision of our dear X  PM since 1989.......and today we are at 2013......so it took them 24 freaking years to make this simple dream to be brought to realization........what a dream?????......Is this the BHARAT NIRMAN i am looking ?.....Is this the BHARAT NIRMAN i am voting for???

Seriously i mean guys you have been taking the common man for a ride for almost 55 years of the last 67 years of independence ......but the least you can do is be discreet about it.......I mean to call a dog a dog in this world is a crime and you just called the common man an idiot with your new video ...#Qutiyapa...

Rupee, Petrol or Onion who will reach Rs 100 mark first......

#Faking News

The economy is in shambles, the stock markets have nose dived in the past couple of days , Rupee has breached 64 Rs mark... Petrol is inching to Rs 80 while common man's companion on the food plate ...onion is also trading around Rs 80/kg...... chaos is all around us but  for a change for  the first time one of the men in power has chosen to rise from the ashes.......our dear Finance Minister........

We all know that the liquidity is drying up in the system and new ways to raise money in the system are hard to come by ...but just when we thought that we are going to engulf in complete darkness our genius finance minister has come with a in genius plan...one that will raise money for the government and also help you make a few bucks out of speculation.....Yes it is true you can also make some money from this arrangement...

The debate has been heating up amongst the masses that who will breach the Rs 100  mark first will it be Petrol, will it be the Rupee or will it be our humble Onion .....So riding on this public debate our finance ministry has announced an open betting platform...........Yes they will start taking in bets on what is your opinion in this race to Rs 100....... a right bet by you can allow you to win 10 times your bidding amount and who knows you can even become a millionaire out of this...... the bids open today and every citizen is free to log on to the new portal to www.bigzhol.com or www.whoisthenextpappu.com......

So what are you waiting for guys just log in and start winning.........till date government has only taken monies from you this is the first time that you have a chance to win some back.......so do you have it in you to be the next Pappu......

SPOILER ALERT:  In the race to Rs 100.........between Rupee, Petrol and the onion.......Pound sterling of UK has just breached the 100 Rs mark  yesterday....

Do we need a Revolution?

Have you figured it out yet???? or you still need a wake up call......

An Illusion called Democracy......

Democracy is a form of governance By the people , Of the people, For the people. But going by the current state of affairs do we really live in a democracy.......Do we????

Democracy is a kind of a decorated package deal where it is said  we have freedom of speech, we have social equality all around us, we really go out and manage to elect representatives who truly understand us and represent us  (Yes we Do vote right!).....we have some basic rights we are born with (Education included).........etc... etc

If the answers to any of  the above questions is YES...Then  i insist to pinch yourself and do a reality check.....we leave in a dream world and democracy is  a distant mirage.......the one you might keep chasing but will never manage to reach.......

We live in a country where you can speak your mind but then you have to be ready for consequences it can range anything from Police inquiry( Brutality) to a bunch of cronies thrashing you....As we all know #Aditi resataurant owner was voicing opinion of a common man by printing message on his bills....and his restaurant was shut down....by the youth congress... Basically speak what you want but at your own risk......Freedom of expression gone for a six out of the park......

We have the right to vote....... which is a corner stone of the whole idea of democracy but ask yourself how many times have you really gone out to vote????........(Don't lie you just have to answer yourself)

The problem of investing  your faith in an  individual or a Political party who can represent your thoughts is really two pronged one of them is of course that  a good 35% of us at any given point don't exercise our  right to vote ( Reasons for not voting are many and we can address it separately) and second of course is the choice of electives we have....Perhaps a bunch of thugs at best ........ Infact today the word  politics itself has assumed such demeaning proportions that it has almost become a slang  ,  the so called good citizen refrains himself/herself from getting into this filth.......And this itself sinks the ship of Democracy.....

Democracy means social equality.......Really??? Look around we are still blinded by castes, religions, social status and the genius that we are .........we keep inventing new analogies to further create divisons amongst ourselves  ........ofcourse the  scavangers amongst us  understand the benefits of this and are prey upon us  to take advantage of this situation and in turn truly take advantage of our so called democracy and reap the benefits  by beholding the power to represent you.........

And thus creating a democratized  version of a master illusion called  as  Democracy......and hence redefining democracy as follows...

Democracy is a form of governance

OF the People( Born out of misery of the people)
B(U)Y the people( Yes people are commodity in this governance where they are bought and sold)
FOR the people (For the benefit of fewer and fewer  people)