I want UDHAAR CARD not ADHAARCARD !!!!

Dear Government

So the ADHAARCARD  enrollment guy came knocking at my door today....it seems that you have been very keen to enrol the 1.2 billion odd Indians under the ADHAARCARD  scheme.....but it is equally apparent that people are not as keen to get enrolled as you thought they might be. Well the reasons are one to many but i think that people are not paying much heed to it because it is not positioned rightly.......You just rename it as the UDHAARCARD and see the difference.....

I mean people are always interested in what is of concern to them and currently ...UDHAAR seems to be on their mind.....  Let me explain how?  See it for yourself Petrol prices have appreciated more than 10 times in last year, We have celebrated the occasion of  Rupee making into the senior citizen club...The veggie prices seem to be testing its vertical limits while some fruit prices seem to be fit enough to get listed on the  Bombay stock exchange .........

In last year the basic commodity prices have almost doubled and so has my  expenditure but my income has remained same . Sir  I would also  like to bring to your attention that we have filled your coffers in name of income tax, sales tax, value added tax, service tax, wealth tax, property tax, Local body tax.........(and many other taxes which i don’t even know why i am charged) .....

 Now  I say it is  about  time to return the favour sir ...... Give it back to the society ..........I know you have been busy in making public welfare policies in name of Food security bill, FDI (to organize niche ways to  plunder from us).........but sir really the need of the hour is UDHAARCARD..........not ADHAARCARD....... 

All we need to do is rename the ADHAAR CARD as UDHAARCARD ..... under UDHAARCARD ....citizens of India will get credit and we will never have to return  the money  to you......we can even toe the tag line “ UDHAR LE JAAO AUR FIR BHOOL JAAO”  sir for the past 63 years i have been trying to voice my opinion but you have never really listened.......just give me this one chance and  you will see it for yourself how people queue outside your offices to get enrolled..........needless to say your babus will find out ways in how to jump queues and squeeze people like me to make an extra buck  but sir it will be for a symbiotic cause.....you would have succeded in implementing your ADHAARCARD enrolment and i will atleast have the satisfaction that .......my voice was atleast heard after 63 years.

I know my next line is a mere formality and my letter will fall on deaf ears let alone  look at it as a proposal under consideration but i have been taught in school that you always end the letter saying......” Kindly look into the matter and do the needful at the earliest ”

Yours Faithfully
Hopefully
 

THE COMMON MAN....