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Thursday, August 29, 2013

EK THA RUPIYAA.....

                                                 EK THA RUPIYAA

Created by the collective euphoria of falling rupee and generous contributions of intellect by friends we have created the next super hit film.....

A Headless Entertainment in association with a Thoughtless mind Production 
presents

EK THA RUPIYAA ...

The Cast & Charachters



The Italian Bai- (Sonia G)-  India ki Dhulaii is my birthright and that i will achieve at any cost...


Papu Baba- (Owl Gandhi)- Rupiyaa is a state of mind........Saaab maya hai....( Maya is his escort btw)


Halkat Baniya- (Chidmabaram)- Bachhan ki tarah mein Aaj bhi Gira hua Ruiyaa nahin uthaungaa..
 

Local Farmer- (Vadra) - If Government wants to help poor farmers like me what is your problem India??
 

Common Man -( Common man)- I don't have a clue of what is happening but I am told ALL IZZ WELL....

Italian Bai's pet - (Digi Bhaiya) Mein wahi karunga joo madam kahengi..


Gangu teli- (Ambani bros)- lotus ho yaa haath  Mere Papa ka sapna...sabse upaar ho khandan apnaa...
Naaraaz naarad-(NaMo)- Mera number kab aayega......

 
Ujde chaman- (Advani) - Na Ram kam aaya naa public ka balm.......but be positive i will be the PM some day...

 
Bewafaa Pardesi.-(Nawaz Sharif)- Aap galat samjh rahe hai...asli TEJA mein nahin hoon ...TEJA koi aur hai


Dagabaaz Saiyaan-(Nitish babu) - It does not matter which side of the dhol you are on.....more important is dhol bajatey raho......
 
***Special attraction


Balllam Dollariya- (Barrack Obama )for the item song........Dollar ka hai jalwa......







Special thanks to your contributions.....Adil, Hemant, Falguni, Amruta, Aparna.....


Monday, August 26, 2013

Loop holes of the Food Security Bill.....

Food security Bill is like driving a Ferrari on Pot holed road.........As a result of this their will be increased maintenance in the car, reduced mileage,  transportation time will  increase and you will have no insurance cover..........And at the end of few trips we will conclude that Ferrari is a Baokwas Car.........

Yes Food security Bill is common man's Ferrari....we simply do not have the infrastructure  to implement this ambitious Food Security  plan.....and even as we talk thousands of tonnes of food grains get wasted every month due to lack of storage.....

 Public distribution system or the lack of it which will be amalgamated under Food security Bill......will worsen the situation....here the food grains will be sold separately by the corrupt bureaucracy  before it reaches the end consumer and .hence the poor man will remain poor and hungry  malnourished as ever....

Burden on Common man
Currently government spends  close to 75000 crore rupees every year in name of  food subsidies.....but after the Food security bill the amount will go upto 1,45,000 Crore Rupees.......Where do you think so the government will get this extra money....this will be added burdern to the already overburdened tax payer.....and you will see rise in direct and indirect taxes.....and sooner than later our economy is set to step into ICU.

Food scarcity and Food price rise

82 crore people will be covered under Food Security Bill.....hence under a minimum price guarantee government will have to buy food grains in heavy quantities at high prices and sell it at Rs 1,2 and 3 rupees kg  ...Food security bill thus also create an artificial demand supply mismatch...and thus open  market prices of  food grains will sky rocket (i do not even feel the need to explain who and how will the artificial price rise come into play)needless to say the old pals of high prices like black marketing will give this good company...Again we the people will bear the brunt of this doing....

But all these findings are of no use...the common man has been treated like a donkey for 67 years now and we will continue  to bear the burden  with a smile........we regret but then we forgive and forget,  we raise our voices and then  mute ourselves in the hope of a better tomorrow.......

But  the question here  is not really whether a new tommorrow will come or not .....but whether such a thing called better tommorrow exists ?????........

If you ask me better tommorrow exists....but for that you have to work towards it today......

Saturday, August 24, 2013

True lies about the Direct Benefit Transfer Video....By Government....

Have you seen the latest TV commercial by Goverment of India harping about its achievements on Public Welfare with respect to Direct Benefit Transfer??

(Well if  you have not seen the video.....and want to then hit the link below)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-2MLKoml_4


Well the video is Truth, lies  and Humour all packaged into one....Let me break down the video to explain this new form of  #Qutiyapa.....

1.THE LIE- First part of video shows a bank manager telling an old woman that her pension will be directly credited to her account.......suggestively under the Direct Benefit transfer scheme...... What a lie......Pension schemes are first of all not covered under Direct Benefit Transfer scheme ........Our nationalised banks have been transferring the pension to beneficiary accounts since the time whole banking system started moving towards Centralised  banking system....and this started a few years back......Just FYI Direct Benefit Transfer was officially launched.....on 1 January 2013.....

2. THE TRUTH-Second portion of advertisement consists of the woman asking the bank manager to ensure if she has received the complete transfer of money and we then Rajiv Gandhi.........Yes our Honourable X prime minister himself addressing the public that when the government puts Rs 100 for your progress only Rs 15 reaches the citizen...now this video was during the tenure of his prime ministership from (1984-1989). If you interpret his public address literally then it's a kind of endorsement that even in his tenure out of every Rs 100 invested for progress only Rs15 reached the end user...hence the remaining Rs 85 ended up being pocketed by the system.....to explain it in broad terms around 85% of all monies spent is consumed in some or other form of corruption....since ever...

3.HUMOUR-the third and most hilarious part of the video is where the gentleman from the bank says Rajiv Gandhiji's dream has been finally realized........and video moves towards climax  followed by the message harping on BHARAT NIRMAN..........Boss I almost fainted laughing........even in worst case scenario lets assume this was the vision of our dear X  PM since 1989.......and today we are at 2013......so it took them 24 freaking years to make this simple dream to be brought to realization........what a dream?????......Is this the BHARAT NIRMAN i am looking ?.....Is this the BHARAT NIRMAN i am voting for???

Seriously i mean guys you have been taking the common man for a ride for almost 55 years of the last 67 years of independence ......but the least you can do is be discreet about it.......I mean to call a dog a dog in this world is a crime and you just called the common man an idiot with your new video ...#Qutiyapa...

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Rupee, Petrol or Onion who will reach Rs 100 mark first......

#Faking News

The economy is in shambles, the stock markets have nose dived in the past couple of days , Rupee has breached 64 Rs mark... Petrol is inching to Rs 80 while common man's companion on the food plate ...onion is also trading around Rs 80/kg...... chaos is all around us but  for a change for  the first time one of the men in power has chosen to rise from the ashes.......our dear Finance Minister........

We all know that the liquidity is drying up in the system and new ways to raise money in the system are hard to come by ...but just when we thought that we are going to engulf in complete darkness our genius finance minister has come with a in genius plan...one that will raise money for the government and also help you make a few bucks out of speculation.....Yes it is true you can also make some money from this arrangement...

The debate has been heating up amongst the masses that who will breach the Rs 100  mark first will it be Petrol, will it be the Rupee or will it be our humble Onion .....So riding on this public debate our finance ministry has announced an open betting platform...........Yes they will start taking in bets on what is your opinion in this race to Rs 100....... a right bet by you can allow you to win 10 times your bidding amount and who knows you can even become a millionaire out of this...... the bids open today and every citizen is free to log on to the new portal to www.bigzhol.com or www.whoisthenextpappu.com......

So what are you waiting for guys just log in and start winning.........till date government has only taken monies from you this is the first time that you have a chance to win some back.......so do you have it in you to be the next Pappu......

SPOILER ALERT:  In the race to Rs 100.........between Rupee, Petrol and the onion.......Pound sterling of UK has just breached the 100 Rs mark  yesterday....

Friday, August 16, 2013

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

An Illusion called Democracy......

Democracy is a form of governance By the people , Of the people, For the people. But going by the current state of affairs do we really live in a democracy.......Do we????

Democracy is a kind of a decorated package deal where it is said  we have freedom of speech, we have social equality all around us, we really go out and manage to elect representatives who truly understand us and represent us  (Yes we Do vote right!).....we have some basic rights we are born with (Education included).........etc... etc

If the answers to any of  the above questions is YES...Then  i insist to pinch yourself and do a reality check.....we leave in a dream world and democracy is  a distant mirage.......the one you might keep chasing but will never manage to reach.......

We live in a country where you can speak your mind but then you have to be ready for consequences it can range anything from Police inquiry( Brutality) to a bunch of cronies thrashing you....As we all know #Aditi resataurant owner was voicing opinion of a common man by printing message on his bills....and his restaurant was shut down....by the youth congress... Basically speak what you want but at your own risk......Freedom of expression gone for a six out of the park......

We have the right to vote....... which is a corner stone of the whole idea of democracy but ask yourself how many times have you really gone out to vote????........(Don't lie you just have to answer yourself)

The problem of investing  your faith in an  individual or a Political party who can represent your thoughts is really two pronged one of them is of course that  a good 35% of us at any given point don't exercise our  right to vote ( Reasons for not voting are many and we can address it separately) and second of course is the choice of electives we have....Perhaps a bunch of thugs at best ........ Infact today the word  politics itself has assumed such demeaning proportions that it has almost become a slang  ,  the so called good citizen refrains himself/herself from getting into this filth.......And this itself sinks the ship of Democracy.....

Democracy means social equality.......Really??? Look around we are still blinded by castes, religions, social status and the genius that we are .........we keep inventing new analogies to further create divisons amongst ourselves  ........ofcourse the  scavangers amongst us  understand the benefits of this and are prey upon us  to take advantage of this situation and in turn truly take advantage of our so called democracy and reap the benefits  by beholding the power to represent you.........

And thus creating a democratized  version of a master illusion called  as  Democracy......and hence redefining democracy as follows...

Democracy is a form of governance

OF the People( Born out of misery of the people)
B(U)Y the people( Yes people are commodity in this governance where they are bought and sold)
FOR the people (For the benefit of fewer and fewer  people)



Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Sri Sri Param Pujya Dharam Dhurandhar Rahul Gandhiji !!!

Today Sri Sri  Param Pujya Dharam Dhurandhar Rahul Gandhiji ......the 10th wonder of our modern world yet again gave testimony of his superior intellect ........He chose to share his revelation  with the common man at a  meeting in Allahbad and he said....

"Poverty is just a state of mind. It does not mean the scarcity of food, money or material things. If one possesses self-confidence, then one can overcome poverty."

Wow it almost sounds like a quote from Bhagvat Gita...Dhanya hai prabhu aaap.... his  words of wisdom  are not mere words  but a way of life .....an exquisite  philosophy also popularly called as PAPPUisms  which deserves place amongst the most respected thinkers of our times like Digvijay Singh....Chidambaram and of course the ever eloquent Manmohan Singh ...

Coming back to his words.....Yes some nerds on twitter felt these words to be arrogant  and demeaning but they seem to be the lower mammals of our  earth. ........and that is why  for the common good we have decided to analyse the text or the mool mantra given today by Param  Pujya Rahul ji for then mango people...(Aam Aadmi)

Poverty is a state of Mind- And we have numbed your mind so much that the realization may never dawn upon you  the common man.

It is not scarcity of food-  Because we are in midst of  passing the  Food Security bill .... and we need to be on the same page with the HAND....

Money.....because we have contributed so much in devaluing the rupee that no matter how much you have with you it will never be enough for you.

Material Things - Dhatt Pagle this world is an illusion why do you want to indulge in materialistic things ....leave those things for me...

If one posses self-Confidence- now look at the beautiful use of the word IF.....in this sentence....master stroke .....

Then on can overcome Poverty-We have always told you  the world is an illusion ....so keep building castles in the air...

Such depth of thought such great understanding of the world...such intellect  and that to at such a tender age........wah wah  we feel blessed to be born in your times... ..and i just hope that more and more people are able to understand the true meaning of your preachings....




Thursday, August 1, 2013

http://" The Ground shakes when a big tree falls" Rajeev gandhi on assasination of Indira Gandhi which was followed by 1984 Sikh Riots...

Thomas Bernhard in New Delhi


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A group of women whose husbands were killed in the 1984 anti-Sikh pogrom in Trilokpuri area of East Delhi after the report of the Nanavati Commission investigating the carnage was released in February 2005.
Thomas Bernhard, the great Austrian author, created several curious characters in his short play “The German Lunch Table.” An ordinary extended family sits down for a meal around a “natural oak” table, but somewhere down the line they find Nazis in the soup. Nazis in the soup. Nazi soup. The mother complains: When I open packages of noodles in the kitchen, I find Nazis inside the packages and they always enter the soup.
When I first read the play, I wondered if it could be adapted for Indian stage, especially in the context of the Sikh pogrom in November 1984 in the days following the assassination of Prime Minister Indira Gandhi by her Sikh bodyguards.

My first response, and I have not been able to revise it, was that the Bernhard play would fail to work in India because the perpetrators and the organizers of the pogrom were never punished. Some of the accused rose to become ministers in the Congress government; some became members of the Indian Parliament. In the Indian context, it is the victims and survivors who have a real and pressing need to hide inside packets of noodles. From time to time, their impoverished bodies and ghostly voices do manage to enter the soups served on powerful lunch tables in the Indian capital. At times, the dead themselves enter the curries of those who shield the guilty or suppress or silence a tragic history.
In Delhi, every year busloads of tourists visit the memorials established by the Indian government for the late Prime Ministers Indira Gandhi, and her son Rajiv Gandhi. These “memorials” are “forgetorials”; they do not inform the visitors of the chillingly sinister justification provided by Mr. Gandhi for the Sikh pogrom: “The ground does shake when a big tree falls.”
I was a teenager in Delhi in November 1984, when Mr. Gandhi spoke those words. My father was an officer in the Indian armed forces. We rented an apartment in a yellow government-owned block in Sector 3, Rama Krishna Puram in south Delhi. Before the mob appeared, Father had called his regiment, requesting two security guards, but for some reason the guards were unable to make it on time. A mob passed by our block, attacking the Sikhs they saw on the streets. We took refuge in our Hindu neighbor’s house. Even there we could hear the acoustics of the mob, the barbaric slogans. “Khoon ka badla khoon say (Blood for blood).”
We were the lucky ones. We were spared. Around 20 minutes later, the mob passed our apartment block. I recall hearing a couple of gunshots fired in the air, followed by a dead silence, and the loud racist and bloodthirsty slogans receding, as if a demonstration of the Doppler effect.
The few hours we were in the neighbor’s house fill an enormous space in my mind. How many of my assumptions collapsed that afternoon. I have not been able to articulate those few hours, the burned remains of the buildings I saw later and the tiny particles of ash floating in air. Eventually two security guards appeared at our door, but I didn’t feel safe. I have tried hard to forget those moments, but they stand in my way.
We were unaware at that point that the ruling Congress Party was using all the organs of the Indian state to conduct a pogrom. The state-controlled All India Radio announced that, barring a few little incidents, the “situation was under control.” The state-controlled television, Doordarshan broadcast live the national mourning as Mrs. Gandhi’s body lay in state (with Bergmanesque closeups of her face). But the soundtrack was the soundtrack of the “mob” created by the cabinet ministers and members of parliament, as we found out later. Khoon ka Badla Khoon Say. Blood for Blood. Most of the Indian press collaborated with the government in the coverage of the pogrom. The Indian Express newspaper was one of the few honorable exceptions.
Last December in Delhi after the brutal gangrape of a 23-year-old student, I witnessed demonstrations in several neighborhoods in the city and attended a panel at a research library. There was a long and chilling pause in the audience when the panelists pointed out the silences around sexual violence that took place in 1984 pogrom. Several Sikh women were gangraped. Others lost as many as 21 members of their extended families in a single day.
The aching spectacle and the acoustics created by mobs are too horrific to describe in detail. Many victims had been earlier displaced by the Partition of India in 1947 and later by Mrs. Gandhi’s emergency in 1975. Most led impoverished existence in resettlement colonies on the fringes of Delhi weaving jute cots or working as carpenters or ironsmiths.
Public buses and trains were used by the state to transport paid mobs. Voters’ lists were used to mark Sikh houses and businesses overnight. Most victims were burned with the aid of kerosene or a white inflammable powder. More than four thousand Sikhs were burned alive in Delhi alone. Untold number of Sikh men were set on fire in more than forty cities throughout India. The mobs, it is well documented, were given money, liquor, kerosene, and instructions by senior Congress leaders. India’s then home minister did nothing while the city of Delhi started smelling of human flesh and burning rubber tires. Delhi Police actively participated in the orgy. Prominent citizens and lawyers begged the prime minister to act, but he did nothing for four days. This kind of coordination of the state apparatus to kill its own citizens in such large numbers only a few blocks from the Parliament was unsurpassed in Indian history.
A few days later, Prime Minster Rajiv Gandhi, a Cambridge dropout, used really bad physics to justify the pogrom: When a big tree falls, the earth shakes. The anti-Sikh “riot,” was mostly mentioned in the Indian public sphere as a footnote to Indira Gandhi’s assassination. Barring the exceptions of Urvashi Butalia’s The Other Side of Silence and Amitav Ghosh’s 1995 essay, The Ghosts of Mrs. Gandhi in The New Yorker, most Indian writers were reluctant to engage with that horrific past. Things are changing slowly. Several human rights reports and a few books have appeared, the most significant one being, When a Tree Shook Delhi by the distinguished journalist Manoj Mitta and the Supreme Court lawyer, H. S. Phoolka. Among other aspects it examines the role played by Delhi Police in facilitating the atrocity, and the sinister role played by the judiciary afterwards. A few documentaries have been made and a feature film, Amu by Shonali Bose appeared a few years earlier.
Almost three decades and several judicial commissions later, not a single politician, cabinet minister, bureaucrat, diplomat, judge, or a high-ranking police officer has been brought to justice. Witnesses have been pressurized, offered huge amounts of money, harmed physically and emotionally, and even killed. In April 2013, a Delhi court acquitted Sajjan Kumar, a Congress leader from Delhi and one of the main accused in the pogrom. Last week, the Delhi High court rejected his appeals and decided to continue his trial. In 2009, Jagdish Tytler, another Congress leader accused of involvement in the pogrom, was exonerated by the India’s federal investigation agency, Central Bureau of Investigation. Indian courts offered a modicum of hope by ordering the CBI to continue investigating Mr. Tytler’s role in the pogrom.
The Justice Nanavati Commission had indicted both Mr. Tytler and Mr. Kumar in its 2005 report on the carnage. “The Commission considers it safe to record a finding that there is credible evidence against Shri Jagdish Tytler to the effect that very probably he had a hand in organizing attacks on Sikhs,” the Nanavati Commission report remarked. The report added that, “there is credible material against Shri Sajjan Kumar and Shri Balwan Khokhar for recording a finding that he and Shri Balwan Khokhar were probably involved as alleged by the witnesses.”
Kamal Nath, another main accused, is a senior cabinet minister in the current administration; he represented India at the World Economic Forum in Davos earlier this year. Several witnesses have testified that Mr. Nath was present at Rakabganj Sahib gurudwara and directed and instigated mobs.
In 1984 Rakabganj Sahib, a heritage gurudwara, only a few blocks away from the Parliament, was a target. In the first week of June, as the Indian press reported plans for laying a foundation stone for a November 1984 Sikh massacre memorial at Rakabganj Sahib, the Congress government in Delhi set about creating hurdles to prevent its construction. The initiative for the memorial came from Delhi Sikh Gurudwara Management Committee (DSGMC) after a change in its leadership from a pro-Congress party group to an anti-Congress party group. The New Delhi Municipal Corporation (NDMC) warned the organizing body against building an “illegal structure” in the gurudwara complex.
Why exactly this opposition to remembrance of lives and communities destroyed in 1984? Such control over sites of traumatic memory suggests the state is deeply anxious about restoration of forgotten histories, especially the crimes it committed against its own citizens in the recent past. The memorial will necessarily question the official narrative around ‘what to remember’ and ‘how to remember’. In India, it seems, only the party in power has the supreme right to build memorials, and the ones it keeps constructing with obsessive zeal are around the lives and deaths of so-called great leaders. Yet India has no memorials for around 1.5 million people killed and over 12 million displaced during the violent Partition, accompanying the birth of India and Pakistan in 1947.
Memory, W.G. Sebald wrote, even if you repress it, will come back at you and it will shape your life. Not so long ago I asked my own family members, once again, about their memories of November 1984. My sister told me how she has sought to erase the memories of her school, which was looted, partially destroyed, and set on fire by a mob. During those couple of hours in the neighbour’s house, I still recall, she kept saying, “Let’s go home. I have to finish my homework.” She was 12.
My father recalled his journey home from work on the evening of October 31. He was the commanding officer of the Signal Regiment (E-Block) near the Parliament. When the officers’ van passed by the All India Institute of Medical Sciences in central Delhi, he saw some signs of violence through the van window. As the violence intensified on November 1, 1984, father received several desperate calls from his Sikh staff members: junior officers, signalmen, radio and cipher operators. He dispatched a Hindu driver to rescue them.
My mother said she had nothing to say. When I insisted, she told me about the regiment driver. Ishwar, the driver, called very late on the night of November 1. She had answered the phone. Ishwar was crying. “He told your father the details of the day, almost like an entry in a log book,” she said Then he broke down. Ishwar had driven for nine hours through Delhi, through fire and smoke, bodies and ash. He had rescued dozens of Sikh men and brought their families to the safety of a barbed-wire camp in Khanpur area in south Delhi. Many more needed help. Ishwar had not slept or eaten for the last sixteen hours. He could no longer stare in the eye of the horror.
“Your father tried to persuade Ishwar to make one more trip,” mother recalled. “But Ishwar broke down.” My mother was silent for a while. She spoke about Ishwar’s sobbing, crackling voice, and the complete collapse of language. “To this day I hear Ishwar’s voice and his scream,” mother said, her eyes filled with moisture. When she spoke several hours later, she asked me a question about the novel I was working on. I could see that she felt like saying something to me, but she was unable to do so…
On June 12, the foundation stone of the Sikh pogrom memorial was laid at Rakabganj Sahib gurudwara complex. Building a memorial obviously raises huge questions. What event will be remembered and how will it be remembered? Will there be a single one or a plurality of memorials? How will one ensure that the memorialization project respects the dead and not reduce itself into a showcase for competing political agendas?
The memorials and their materiality may or may not allow mourning, and may or may not help healing. But there is one memorial the city of Delhi needs urgently, the one that would really honor the dead and restore humanity to the living, a memorial that would bring an end to infinite impunity the Indian political class enjoys after organizing, inciting, and enabling collective violence and after conducting pogroms.
Jaspreet Singh’s most recent novel, Helium, will be published in August by Bloomsbury.

Monday, July 29, 2013

Chidambaram Diagnosed of #BFITM !!!

To  put one foot into your mouth itself is a difficult task  but i just witnessed a pair of feet shoved into his mouth......Truly magical.....

So we have already  heard about the new mental illness plaguing our politicians called FITM (Foot In The Mouth) Disorder....but we are sorry to inform you that .....the disease has already assumed alarming proportions and evolved  a new strand called BFITM.-Both Feet In The Mouth Disorder......

This is  a variation of FITM disorder where a person develops overconfidence alongside the core illness....Sadly so Mr Chidambaram is the first one to be diagnosed of BFITM...when he announced

 " Ours is an industry Friendly Government and you will see that we are even more friendly when we return in 2014."

Early signs of BFITM
  • Patient makes tall claims which sound absolutely impossible to achieve.
  • Patient thinks that he is fooling the society but will be able to get away from it.
  • Patients develops a unique art of concealing the truth.
***If any of you find such a person in your viccinity kindly report it to Phone number 000 such people need immediate medical care and can only be completely cured by the power of your right to  vote. So please go out and exercise your right to vote and cure our society suffering from this illness.

Note: ISSUED IN PUBLIC INTEREST for  a better tommorrow.

Sunday, July 28, 2013

NEWS LAUNDRY

Hi  Guys

This is some awesome stuff we found on a website .....My  friend  Tushar Tere has added his spin on  to this article on  evolution of NEWS channels.........Interesting read please read below or visit his FB page by clicking the link below and feel free to express your views.

https://www.facebook.com/tushar.tere/posts/10151752386240211?comment_id=28849336&notif_t=comment_mention

As kids, we understood that movies were enjoyment that we wanted more and more of while the news was tiresome and inconsequential, something that, we would have avoided completely had we had a choice. That’s the way it was, movies were made for entertainment and for producers to reap huge profits. DD News was run by the arm of our government to inform and profit wasn’t the objective.

Thirty years later we have a surfeit of news channels, no pressure from the government to censor themselves, relatively bigger budgets and a bigger team. You would think this would work towards its advantage. But strangely enough they have adopted the formula of the Amitabh Bachchan film i.e. the good guy versus the bad guy, they even have background music for news stories, jump cuts and double/triple takes. No longer is the news during primetime a place where information is imparted or any deep investigative reporting indulged in.

What we have now is a host who is more like a circus ringmaster, we have a “burning issue”, we have people from either side of the political spectrum of the issue and then the quarrel begins. There are times when the host himself or herself has leanings or interests about the issue and populates his panel according to what he wants the outcome to appear. What happens after that is that our television screen gets divided into sections.

And then it all begins – talking, cross-talking, yelling, unsubstantiated allegations, innuendoes, personal attacks, name-calling, hate-mongering, and on some rare occasions when something sensible is said, the rest of the panelists will make sure that this imparter of sense is shouted into submission.

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Is Govt. going to impose....TRUTH TAX !!!



Eureka......! I found it ...i  found it .......And i never realized that getting screwed was so easy. All it takes for you is to take that one step ..... just  open your mouth and say the truth ( especially about our socio political scenario) and some political party will come knocking at your door step....
Congress workers continue to target Aditi Pure Veg restaurant in Mumbai

"As per UPA government, eating money (2G, Coal, CWG scam) is a necessity and eating food in an AC restaurant is a luxury."

Yes these are the exact words printed on Aditi Restaurants Bill and the restaurant was forced  to shut down it’s operations by the congress  youth .......Halo What happened to freedom of expression????.....and Well  in this case the restaurant was just quoting from the list of scams UPA has been involved in so where was the  conflict......it is all in public records to verify if you wish to.!!!
Coming back to the Aditi restaurant incident or i would better call it as the case of speaking the truth.....So does that mean that we can’t speak the truth anymore...????
Well government can’t really ban that (not directly atleast) because the guys who create such statements are   like free meal passes for the so called Nationalist opportunists.....so what is the other thing then???? Well i found it ! I found it! It’s a eureka moment again.......
This is I  think it is a very calculated plan to impose truth tax by the government...I must say it is a brilliant scheme this will not only curb the people from saying the truth but if they do.....Goverment will make a quick buck out of it...... Afterall govt has  already raised concerns  about the rising current account deposit....so they have to find some way to fill the national treasury again and the new truth tax can be the their saviour.....What a masterstroke “ Saap bhi nahin maraa aur lathi bhin nahin tuti “ but government ko saraa credit mil jaayega.........

Jai Ho...... Jai Ho.......

Bolo politics baba ki jaiii !!!! 

Truth tax amar rahe...!!!


Monday, July 22, 2013

I want UDHAAR CARD not ADHAARCARD !!!!

Dear Government

So the ADHAARCARD  enrollment guy came knocking at my door today....it seems that you have been very keen to enrol the 1.2 billion odd Indians under the ADHAARCARD  scheme.....but it is equally apparent that people are not as keen to get enrolled as you thought they might be. Well the reasons are one to many but i think that people are not paying much heed to it because it is not positioned rightly.......You just rename it as the UDHAARCARD and see the difference.....

I mean people are always interested in what is of concern to them and currently ...UDHAAR seems to be on their mind.....  Let me explain how?  See it for yourself Petrol prices have appreciated more than 10 times in last year, We have celebrated the occasion of  Rupee making into the senior citizen club...The veggie prices seem to be testing its vertical limits while some fruit prices seem to be fit enough to get listed on the  Bombay stock exchange .........

In last year the basic commodity prices have almost doubled and so has my  expenditure but my income has remained same . Sir  I would also  like to bring to your attention that we have filled your coffers in name of income tax, sales tax, value added tax, service tax, wealth tax, property tax, Local body tax.........(and many other taxes which i don’t even know why i am charged) .....

 Now  I say it is  about  time to return the favour sir ...... Give it back to the society ..........I know you have been busy in making public welfare policies in name of Food security bill, FDI (to organize niche ways to  plunder from us).........but sir really the need of the hour is UDHAARCARD..........not ADHAARCARD....... 

All we need to do is rename the ADHAAR CARD as UDHAARCARD ..... under UDHAARCARD ....citizens of India will get credit and we will never have to return  the money  to you......we can even toe the tag line “ UDHAR LE JAAO AUR FIR BHOOL JAAO”  sir for the past 63 years i have been trying to voice my opinion but you have never really listened.......just give me this one chance and  you will see it for yourself how people queue outside your offices to get enrolled..........needless to say your babus will find out ways in how to jump queues and squeeze people like me to make an extra buck  but sir it will be for a symbiotic cause.....you would have succeded in implementing your ADHAARCARD enrolment and i will atleast have the satisfaction that .......my voice was atleast heard after 63 years.

I know my next line is a mere formality and my letter will fall on deaf ears let alone  look at it as a proposal under consideration but i have been taught in school that you always end the letter saying......” Kindly look into the matter and do the needful at the earliest ”

Yours Faithfully
Hopefully
 
THE COMMON MAN....

Monday, July 15, 2013

Android Ban in India.......!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes  Mr  Kapil Sibal recommends Android ban in India  .......because he thinks it is ruining the lives of kids.....Mr Sibal when did you start thinking about the kids in our country..... I mean really...when????? .I just think making outrageous statements is   an extension of  Mr Sibal's  persona.........

Yaa i know someone would think he was just kidding !!!!!!yaa that's right Mr Sibal is always kiddin .....he is the same guy who wants to advocate regulating the internet........so finally all the voices you hear on the internet are a mouth piece regulated by a bunch of people.........I am sure he was kiddin then also.........for had he been serious he would not have made such  statements in first place.....

Mr Sibal with  due respect to your illustirous political career and so called contributions to Bharat Nirman!!!! you will be doing a service to our nation if you keep your mouth shut.......but ofcourse how can that happen you have that urge to speak ........not because you want to but because you have to............So how about putting a ban on your talks..............

OOPS I just did a Sibal!!!!!!!!

kALidAsa_raghuvamsaM by Anil Kumar Challa

Sunday, July 14, 2013

Rupee @60 Petrol heading for a Century....

Ooops..... I(Goverment ) did it again!!!!!!!
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
I am not that innocent!!!


So the Petrol prices will rise for the Nth time in the last couple of years.........this time the hike is 1.55 Rs....... and the spiral effect will raise all the other prices in the economic system......and yet again the goverment will walk away from the collateral damage......

I remember good old days when i was in my 10th class and THE petrol used to cost a humble 32 Rs/litre.....and today it has scaled the heights of  Rs 77.73/Litre ....wow Petrol is constantly north bound and breaching new grounds ....almost every fortnight......and our goverment is also having its usual more than fare share in the price.....with the international market and our goverment policies doing the jugalbandi i see this partnership going long way.....and i soon expect Petrol to score a century......Yes in paying that forbidden price my pockets will run dry but this time i have made up my mind to have some fun and make money out of this misery......

It is a matter of time before Petrol scores a ton the question is when.... So  I am going to officially invite bids to bet on when will Petrol become a centurion ......Going by the analogy that house always wins i will atleast have  a reason to celeberate when petrol is @ 100/Rs Litre.... yes my ass will be fried with the collateral price rise of other commodities and I will be thinking of shifting my commute to a bicycle but yes i will atleast have a reason to cheer............Yeah.........

But OOooops  i think i got too ambitious yet again ...betting is  illegal in India .....government will not earn a penny out of what i make  so they will not allow me also to make my cut. Government definetley does not think of my welfare but wants a cut from my welfare...........Hi does it not sound like a Mafia in operation........ .....they will make a cut when you bleed and they will make a cut in your creed(faith, belief)  for making a cut is their only deed.....

Friday, July 12, 2013

JUSTICE- 1984 Sikh Riots

JUSTICE

India is a country so progressive that it has set a trend of redefining everything........The latest addition is JUSTICE....Today Mr Jagdish Tytler was  officially booked by Delhi police for alleged involvement in the 1984 Sikh riots..........Wow almost 29 years for the police to put the case together......This is JUSTICE India way ......MIND IT....................

Thursday, July 11, 2013

New Currency

In this era of changing loyalties ...Individuality is the only currency one can encash.............whether it is politics, entertainment, sports or even the falling rupee........Individuality is the way forward......Trust yourself and take that leap of faith...........The supreme faith......FAITH in yourself.....